Just when you thought it was safe to stay in on Sundays…

Sharpen up those #2 pencils, grab your hottest pinkest unicorn laden Lisa Frank binder, slip on your skimpiest school girl skirt, pack a brown bag chicken and waffles lunch and get ready to go back to school with DAYTIME REALNESS

Daytime Realness

Sunday September 18th
El Rio
$8/$6 Early Bird Special from 3-4
Hostessing by Heklina & DJ Carnita (Hard French)
Turntabling by Stanley Frank (Vienetta Discotheque)
Delicious Guest DJs: Joshua J (Booty Call) & Pinky Ring (Trannyshack)

Featuring Daylit Performances on the Patio by:
Johnny Kat
Holy McGrail
Ethel Merman
Cassandra Cass

With booty poppin’ on-stage installations by the Jiggalicious Dance Babes, spectacular queer unicorns radianting light love and oozing sweaty realness.

Daytime Realness Is: Burt Reynold’s Mustache, Three’s Company, Roller Skates, Astroturf, Kiddie Pools, Technicolor Jello Molds, Artificial House Plants, High Waistlines, Cuckoo Clocks, Floral Print Bathrooms, Shag Carpeting, Cabana Boys, Shrimp Cocktails, Harvey Wallbangers, Muppets in Bikinis, Pink Flamingos, Hawaiian Tropics, White Loafers, A SUNDAY YOU CANT REMEMBER & WILL NEVER FORGET

Chicken & Waffles c/o Angry Man Eats only $5!
AngryManEats serves the most badass chicken & waffles you’ve ever had. Boneless, skinless chicken breast is battered & fried then served over a caramelized brioche-style waffle with your choice (and in any combination!) of housemade caramel, dark maple syrup, hot sauce, and powdered sugar.

Daytime Realness is a new party on the patio at El Rio every third Sunday afternoon from 3-8pm.

For those who missed last month check out this GAYMAZING video of Honey Mahogany enrapturing the Daytime Realness crowd with her acapella version of Adele’s Rolling in the Deep

~ by realnittygritty on September 16, 2011.

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